CWM Bar Series
One Million Beers Please Tee
A real glass decanter sculpted like a submachine gun. The centerpiece your bar has been missing.
$29.99
- Real glass, not plastic. Heavy, clear and built to last
- Sculpted sights, receiver, magazine and grip
- Two grenade shot glasses and a matte black stand included
- Ships free in a rigid presentation gift box
Arrives ready to displayPacked in a rigid presentation box. Open it, set it up, pour.
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What's in the box
- Real glass submachine gun decanter with sealing stopper
- Two glass grenade shot glasses
- Matte black display stand
- Rigid presentation gift box
Details and care
Classic black crew neck tee with a simple request printed in bold white: one million beers please.
Free with every Full Auto Decanter Set when you claim your gift.
Shipping and delivery
Free shipping on every order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days and you will get tracking by email as soon as yours ships.
Our guarantee
Try it for 30 days. If you are not completely happy, contact us for a full refund. If anything arrives damaged, we replace it free.
Built different
Not a novelty. A statement piece.
Most gun decanters are cheap gimmicks. The Full Auto is real glass, sculpted with detail you notice from across the room, and presented on a stand that makes your whole bar look sharper.
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Your set comes with a free tee
Every Full Auto Decanter Set comes with our One Million Beers Please tee, a $29.99 value, on us. Pick your size below and we add the set and the tee to your cart together. The tee rings up at $0 at checkout.
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The details
Sculpted down to the sights
Front sight, receiver, magazine and grip are all formed in the glass, with rich wood grain accents on the grip and stock. It reads as the real thing from across the room.
The setup
One stand. Three pieces. Zero clutter.
The matte black stand holds the decanter upright and keeps both grenade shot glasses right where you need them. Set it on the bar, the desk or the shelf and it just looks right.
The difference
Why it's worth it
| CWM Full Auto | Typical novelty bottle | |
|---|---|---|
| Real glass body | Often plastic or thin glass | |
| Sculpted sights, receiver and grip | Basic outline | |
| Display stand included | Rarely | |
| Two grenade shot glasses | Sold separately | |
| Presentation gift box | Plain carton | |
| 30 day money back guarantee | Varies |
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
“Great conversation starter”
Everyone who sees it asks about it.
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
"Perfect for my mancave"
I bought this because I wanted something different for my collection, and it definitely gets attention.
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
"Quality is nice"
The quality really was well worth the price, especially on discount.
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
“Looks even better in person”
The quality and detail on this piece really stood out to me. The glass finish looks amazing on display.
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
“Really cool piece”
The combination of the glass and wood details makes this look much more expensive than I expected.
Rated 4 out of 5 stars
“Worth it”
The presentation, materials, and overall look make this feel like a premium collectible rather than an ordinary display item.
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
“Exceeded my expectations”
I wasn’t sure what to expect, but the finished piece is gorgeous. Very unique and well presented.
Rated 5 out of 5 stars
“Beautiful craftsmanship”
The detailing is impressive and it looks great sitting on my shelf. Definitely has a premium feel.
Zero risk
30 day money back guarantee
Put it on your bar. Pour a round. If it does not earn its spot within 30 days, send it back for a full refund. No hassle, no fine print.
Add to cartQuestions
Frequently asked
Is it real glass?
Yes. The decanter and both shot glasses are glass, not plastic.
What can I pour in it?
Whiskey, bourbon, rum, tequila or any spirit you like. Cold or room temperature drinks only.
How do I clean it?
Rinse with warm water and a drop of mild soap, then let it air dry upside down. Hand wash only, not dishwasher safe.
Does it come in a gift box?
Yes. Every set ships in a rigid presentation box, ready to display or give the moment it arrives.
How fast is shipping?
Shipping is free on every order. Orders are processed within 1 to 3 business days and you get tracking by email as soon as yours ships.
What if it arrives damaged?
Send us a photo within 30 days and we will ship a replacement free.
How do I reach you?
Use our contact page any time. Our team answers every message, usually within 24 hours.
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